I choose Mufasa
Bill Cipher
Daria
Jesus of Nazareth
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
a vampiric lion? huh.
His realm is only the places the sun doesn’t touch!
He’s also never looked in a mirror before.
Some may say that’s because he’s a wild animal in the Savannah, but I still find that suspicious
That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.
Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol
the ass?
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
Hermes Conrad. He’s got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀
@Melatonin Since you lot can’t be trusted I’m calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.
King Julien. No one comes close.
I gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
That’s who we have now
No, where’s the crown?
I’m going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS
Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can’t decide which.
Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.
Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.
The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…
