A browser extension that limits webpages to default Windows fonts only would eliminate that factor from contributing to identification without flagging it as suspicious. A slightly more robust version could frequently cycle between multiple subsets of default Windows fonts. Say Windows comes with 100 fonts. So you could have thousands of configurations with different subsets of those.

Sounds like a solvable problem

Good start. Now make a version that clicks each ad a random number of times from randomly generated IP addresses.

not a lot of people actually use the “safely remove hardware” option

Capitulating to the lowest common denominator, what else is new

Can y’all stop using this goblin as the thumbnail? Thanks