My most beloved British slang is Knackered. Fucking knackered! It means very tired, exhausted. But those terms are sterlized of feeling, of life. You know that feeling after you finish moving? That total fucking exhaustion, you’re knackered my friend. I can’t think of a word that feels more accurate to the state of reality it describes. Knackered is a fucking gift.
Chuffed. If youre chuffed i believe that means your excited. I hate it but not for real good reasons. It sounds like a bad thing. Like i don’t want to be chuffed from the sound of it. It sounds like i chafed my lungs from sighing too much cuz I’m miserable.
Ok now for the linguistic crime known as snog or snogging. It means to make out or tongue kiss someone. But it sounds like a fucking sex act involving noses. And not a normal sex act. A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you’d feel shame even googling, but again it involves noses. And honestly it sounds like snot is likely involved with this sex act. Do better Britain stop saying fucking snogged you dirty bastards.
What is your most beloved and hated British slang?
The sexual slang is hilarious. Vadge, bugger, shag.
These:
snogging
In French the slang term for that is “rouler des pelles” , which means literally “to roll shovels” and… I mean what the fuck is up with that?
Wow. Is that sexy for them?
No it’s not even sexy, and it’s the only idiom I can think of that uses shovel in this context. It makes absolutely no sense
Is calling someone Petal a slang or a regionalism? I, 30-something male, love doing that, petal.
most loved: literally any insult from Gordon Ramsay ever
my most hated: literally any name of food. It’s like they picked one of those huge spinning wheels and chose names at random
Probably not technically slang, and maybe not even technically British, but I hate the all variations of “whinge”. I know it’s a real word, but it always feels like someone misspelling “whine”. I was well into adulthood when I finally learned that though, so those feelings are just so ingrained in me at this point.
Thanks for listening to me whine.
How do you know that the plane that just landed is from England? Even when the engines have been shut down, you can still hear the whining.
Followed by “but I don’t like to complain”.
your whining made me whinge
I sure asked for that, huh? Lol.
England has a surfeit of terms for obnoxious people.
- Jobsworth (obstructive clerk or bureaucrat)
- God-botherer (religious fanatic)
- Cockwomble
- Minging cockwomble
- Tremulous bollock-for-lobsters cockwomble
- Sir Æthelbert Plonker Cockwomble of the Drubbing-over-Head Cockwombles
I may have made those last two up.
God-botherer is fantastic, clearly god has better things to do than to keep hearing their complaints.
The dog’s bollocks and the dog’s breakfast.
Chuffed for me is more to do with being pleased with something you have accomplished.
I like how “chuffed” sounds/feels like someone being all pleased with themselves but without the smugness of “smug”.
i’m convinced that rhyming slang is just 19th century coal mine brainrot. you cannot change my mind
Couldn’t’ve said it better
When it’s raining, and someone inevitably tells me it’s raining, I like to say ‘perfect weather for ducks, innit’
I also like ‘Kuch’ which is Welsh slang for ‘cuddle’
Cwtch - I do like your English spelling though.
Ah, the timeless war of the Welsh against vowels.
We’ve got more vowels than you 😋
Do you use them or are they collectors items?
Love it gonna steal it the next time it rains!
I like the phrase “tell a lie” used right after you misspeak or remember something to the contrary of what you just said.
I hate clunge and minge. I’m not generally opposed to vulgarity but these are just taking the piss. On a similar note, the cockney rhyme for Eartha Kitt is just distasteful.
Most hated is “boffin” for scientist—“boff” is American slang for sex, so it sounds like calling them “fuckers” (which generally doesn’t seem to be the intended connotation).
“boff” is American slang for sex
I have never heard this term in my entire life so I looked it up and rest easy, it was a slang term for sex…in the 1920s.
Ok… but if someone told you they walked in on their wife and neighbor boffing, would you assume that meant they were doing scientific research?
Sure but with that context, I’d also assume it was sex if I heard a lot of unknown verbs.
I’d think you mispronounced boofing which involves taking drugs with your butt.
I definitely remember it being used in the 80s.
Which in turn can be slang for vomit. Wonderful :)
hated, well there are lots, but I think the word “bellend” is stupid for its purpose.
mixed, also like hearing some brittish dialects say the word “water bottle” as wuh-er boh-ol. like wow. lol
loved, “bullocks!” has always been a chuckle-able reaction to things. like wtf is that.
I had a beautiful moment related to the word “bellend,” and now I love it.
I was one of two native English speakers in a German class in Germany, and we’d been together 20 hours/week for a few months, so the teacher and students knew each other pretty well. The other native English speaker was blatantly on his phone one day, which was his choice in an adult education class, but it’s disrespectful. The teacher going through gerunds with us (-ing in English, but in German, it’s -end), and after trying to get his attention for a few moments, just shouted, “Mickey, weißt du was “bellend” bedeutet?” (“Mickey, do you know what “barking” means?”) Mickey froze for a second, then told the teacher he was sorry and she was right.
The teacher (who did not speak good enough English to have done it intentionally) was completely caught off guard and I suddenly put it together and nearly lost my shit, but Mickey didn’t know we were doing gerunds and I wasn’t about to explain the meaning of bellend to everyone in the class, so I experienced this perfect crossover of language alone.
Bellend it’s just the tip of the shaft - the bell shaped bit at the end… also used to signify a stupid person.
that is a good explanation, thank you.
‘Bollocks’ as in another way of saying ‘bullshit’… When you hear someone say something that’s totally not true… What a load of bollocks.
Bullocks is great!
