“What is it with this chick, she have beer flavored nipples?”

10 Things I Hate About You

Think of it like ‘motherfucker’. No one is calling people mothers and accusing them of fucking. I do like your interpretation though. If that hasn’t been the premise for a movie or TV show then it probably should be.

It’s probably better to measure it in grams if you really want to know but I think you’re a dumb asshole either way lol

Maybe they’d like some of the kids cartoons I enjoy as an adult or when I was in high school?

Dexter’s Lab, Ed Edd and Eddy, Power Puff Girls, 2 Stupid Dogs, Home Movies, Dr. Katz., Invader Zim, Rugrats, Ren and Stimpy, Hey Arnold, Rocko’s Modern Life, Phineas and Ferb, Daria, Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, Regular Show, and Adventure Time.

If the ball doesn’t make a swoosh sound when it goes in then it shouldn’t count for any points.