French toast is too bipolar to marry. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savory; sometimes heavenly, sometimes lousy and embarrassing. She French though, she knows how to fuck.
Pancakes are marry. A pancake recipe is something you spend years perfecting, growing together into a more perfect breakfast. Pancakes are always welcome. Pancakes go with everything. Pancakes will always be there for you, supporting you, making any day with them in it a good day.
Waffles? If waffles suddenly disappeared, it might be weeks, even months before anyone noticed. True believers would keep looking, but most of us would move on. I’m not saying I would kill waffles! I’m just saying, if someone did, it might be the perfect crime.
Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.
I’m gonna fuck a waffle, marry pancakes, and kill french toast.
Like who even invited french toast to breakfast.
This is the way. Waffles and pancakes are in a different league compared to French toast.
Y’all are crazy.
Why is eat not an option.
Ew.
WTF is this post?
WTF is everybody saying?
Why TF not post this to lemmyshitpost?
Just as a PSA, there is a shittyasklemmy community.