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Cake day: March 8th, 2024

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  • Hah. As a kid I used to just hang out or make up stories in Lucasarts games, like Monkey Island and especially Maniac Mansion. I know I wasn’t alone, because there were multipe contemporary games built around that idea, including form Lucas, even before The Sims came out. Toe Jam and Earl 2: Panic on Funkotron was also a good, weird roleplaying avenue.

    And I did engage in some amount of “let’s make my house in this map editor” back when games came with map editors. We all did, I think.

    Oh, and some games I’d play just to listen to the music. It’s hard to argue this was unintended, though, given how many games had sound test modes. I remember I’d fire up Panzer Dragoon just to gawk at the intro, which I realize seems silly if you look at it now.




  • You can enter a text prompt and they spit out a texture based on it, which sure seems to just be a good old image generation model. They do generate mesh from images, which probably has some ML involved, although it’s harder to tell how much is just good old photogrammetry, and they do face and body animation from video source. I think that’s all part of the Unreal Engine 5 metahuman package, which I’m pretty sure does use some machine learning. Oh, and I am pretty sure a bunch of the writing and character AI has been machine-created, be it in real time or baked offline.

    Part of the problem is that people aren’t super clear on what “AI” is supposed to mean, so it’s hard to know what they’re supposed to be angry about. The texture generation thing at least is clearly in the GenAI danger zone.




  • Yeah, this would be the “lacking any agency or responsibility” part of the bafflement about Americans’ views.

    Get a few million people out on the streets (and/or refusing to work) and it turns out it is remarkably hard to run a country at all.

    Americans think of protesting as a small circle of people in front of some building chanting corny slogans. It is not. Look at France. Look at Serbia. Look at Turkey right now, FFS.

    I’m not saying go be a weirdo chanting in a circle, I’m saying block the streets with masses of people, shut down the country, close down the shops, picket official buildings, cordon off vulnerable targets, blot out the goddamn sun.

    You have done nothing as a country yet. The dumbass MAGA morons did more direct political action on Jan 6th than anybody else in the US since, what? BLM? I am astounded at the sense of dejection and powerlessness in the face of fascist ascendancy paired with some weird ritualistic economic self-immolation. You guys are SO. WEIRD. I don’t get it.





  • I’m not in the US. I haven’t done an Easter egg hunt in my life. “Easter eggs” have always been a chocolate treat. The thing I remember most from Easter as a child was the big fair that set up camp in town, and by extension the food I remember the most are caramel apples and candy floss. My grandma would make meringue pies and yes, there were some chocolate eggs and bunnies changing hands when other relatives came over.

    And lots of pork.



  • Yeah, I grew up in an area of survival agriculture, removed from actual famine by say twenty, thirty years, depending on how you count it ending. Living memory in any case. To this day people here will pester you to take food when they have a fruit tree yielding, or when they are picking potatoes. People get together to go pick grapes across all of their small properties and then roughly split the yield based on plot size, even if the yields were somewhat uneven. Friends would show up with fish when they went fishing and you’d do the same.

    You want to prep for the apocalypse, start giving away food and insisting that neighbors come over to visit, then force feed them aggressively, even under protest. Then do that to such an extent it becomes deeply culturally ingrained.

    Will you have a culture where your adult children can’t bear to throw anything away and will perpetually eat leftovers but never stop overcooking? Yes, you will. But you will have learned to survive scarcity.

    But in the meantime, holy shit, get out of the house and start protesting. Have you seen what your government is doing? At least have the decency to lose whatever conflict leads into the apocalyse instead of just sitting there complaining about it on social media.



  • I am screaming into a pillow at the image of Americans prepping for the apocalypse while doing zero things to avoid it.

    Look, I’ve said this a bunch of times around here this week and it seems like I’m trolling, but I’m not. I’ve been spooked for years at finding out that my US friends were absolutely unwilling to engage in any political action but were also consistently sure that a violent revolution or uprising was both inevitable and imminent. The idea that this is a widespread societal thing and that not only has it not been altered by another wave of trumpism but has in fact been reinforced is absolutely wild.

    I don’t know who convinced Americans that they are simultaneously the sole main characters of life but also absolutely absent of any agency or responsibility over what happens, but holy crap, they did an amazing job.