Okay this made me chuckle.

What vultures? Five Below? That is where I saw it originally.

Gooning is from the first person perspective while edging is a denial of climax from a second person. Same concept, different outcome.

No, Shakespeare’s sequel to Hamlet: To be or not to be born.

Instead of ‘or vice versa’, I originally had ‘or both’. But yeah, this is accurate

I wish I sprouted flowers when I was stressed.

They are beautiful.

I had a “vacation” just now got back from a week long mental hospital stay. Glad to say I am better and glad to be back on Lemmy. What brought me back? I missed it the whole time. Told everyone about the Fediverse too. You could say it was an… obsession.