Autism and depression
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
A cat and a cup of tea
Guilt and regret
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
Weed vape and this bad boy
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
A cat and a bike
Can of beer and a bowling ball
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
What makes the green grass grow?