I’ve had 4 interviews since June where I withdrew myself from consideration in the middle of an interview. I didn’t bomb; just decided the company wasn’t for me.
You can always just say “I don’t think this is the right fit, I would like to withdrawal from consideration but thank you for your time.”
Shortest interview was about 4 minutes, not quite 30 seconds, but it would have been about 30 seconds if he showed up on time. When a CTO shows up late, wearing a t-shirt from their home office while I’m interviewing for a 100% on site role, that’s business casual attire; I’m not even wasting my time talking to this dude.
Fart into my cupped hand while making (and not breaking eye contact) and proceed to “throw” it in the interviewers general direction. (Extra points if you can do this with a straight face)
“All professional decisions I make come down to a simple question: what would Marx do”
I’m autistic, trans and chronically ill.
Do you have gluten free food in the cafeteria? I can’t have more than 4 people around me at any given time. Where’s the toilet for non gendered people?
Should just about do it I suppose.
Hahaha right! Wanna blow it just tell them they will have to accomidate your basic needs.
Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”
“Thanks for your time, but this job isn’t for me. I wish you good luck finding your candidate, though.”
“Here’s my card. If you wouldn’t mind signing it and giving it back to me, we just need 30% to get a vote on forming a union.”
Blow a job. Remove the a. Instant fail and a felony.
Congratulations! You got the job!
can’t rape the willing!
I’m guaranteed failure if I go clam diving though.
Instructions unclear, dyslexia made me blow the job interviewer.
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i mean it depends what the job is for
What? Thats easy?
“Hi what’s your name?”
“Suck yo grandpas wrinkley wang on a Wednesday!” And walk out. Done.
That’s a weird name.
Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.
“Didn’t I see you in (name of local odd hangout, like a gay bar or something)?”
It’s definitely possible. That’s one of my favorite spots! Small world!
Just keep trying as hard as I can
Try to set up the interviewer with my friend “who isn’t as bad as they say”
take a massive liquid shit in the trashcan and maintain eye contact the whole time while humming or singing “I’ve been working on the railroad”.
