i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU

You stupid monkey!

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets