To be fair, if microsoft didnt automatically backup the keys, a simple BIOS/UEFI setting change, or windows update could trip the Secure Boot settings, which would clear all the TPM keys from the system, which means the sysyem would prompt you for the recovery key. I think people value being able retain access to their data over encryption. And to Microsoft’s credit, its not exactly a secret, they literally tell you that the key will be uploaded.

You wake up tomorrow and now you now suddenly love Elon Musk

“Heil Tesla”, you say, as you put on your swasticar armband.

“Guys, I had the ephiphamy of my life while I was sleeping and… so I guess… White… Power?”

looks at mirror

“Hmm… what’s wrong my with skin?”

(the person is black btw)

school

I thought people said college was the right time to date and have relationships?

I mean as long as its student-student and not professor-student, its fine, right? Or did people teach me wrong?

I expect Chinese New Year celebrations to go down too once they start ramping up the “CCP Spy” Sinophobic rhetoric.

It’d be like the red scare all over again, except this time the Russians already won, and is now… in a proxy war with China via the US?

So now:
Russian agent in the white house = good?
But every Chinese American is now a spy, even with zero proof whatsoever?

What the fuck is going on lol? This Simulation is broken

Entity in a human-like appearance which may or may not be an alien reptillian creature.

Maybe its due to the latestagecapitalism.exe virus has been infecting “earth” gameservers? Which would explain the missing serotonin.dll files in some player characters, which causes the “depression” debuff, and thus fucking up their sleepcycle.sys process.

You remember your entire life, and the last thing you remember is going to sleep at home, then the next thing you know is you wake up to a dead body next to you.

critical decision of whether to have intercourse with the corpse or not

We need Lemmy Gold for this 🤣

xD

The debated would’ve been hillarious in the other timeline. In this timeline, this is just so idiotic and depressing, absolutely unreal how it even happens. If this were in the plot of a movie/tv, I would just turn it off since its so unrealistic.

I’m wondering if everything I see is just a simulation.

Especially the korean song thingy singed by a child-sounding voice. Feel so weird since its a mixture of childhood, which is supposed to make you feel safe, but the its juxtaposed with the blood everywhere making the whole scene so… I can’t even find the word for it… absurd? ironic? bewildering?

The dub is just terrible. If you only wstched the dub, you’re missing out on so much of the emotions embedded in the voice/dialogue.

Above 50-percentile in comparison to others who also participate in that subject/hobby/activity, but usually below the 90-percentile, because then they’d not be described as “good”, but “great”

I’m trying to find shows like the Expanse, which I initially passed over, but then upon the second watch, I understood what was happening. It’s one of my favorite shows. I would’ve been missing out if I didn’t give it anotber try. I’ve read over like hundreds of TV show plots and I’m so picky that if it looks boring, I skip it. I’m trying to see if there was something that I’ve judge too harshly like the famous phrase "don’t judge a book by its cover.

Or another way to phrase it is: “What show’s synopsis or first season seems boring/confusing at first, but is actually a good show overall?”

Fun fact: There’s technically a right to free speech in the constitution of the People’s Republic of China. But we all know how that goes.

Just like with any rule in any society; without enforcement, they are nothing but merely the words of people. ahem USA ahem

What even is the point of “representing your district” if they could just nominate a random person from across the country that never before stepped foot in that district?

When I read the premise, I was instantly hooked, on the plot not characters, but eventually characters too. Never even turned it away. I was dealing with an existential crisis at the time and that why I loved it.

BORTLES 🍾🔥

Oh maybe I’ll try again. I was kinda turned off and stopped before the end of season one.

United Provinces of Canada?

Sire, how does this “Smartphone” fuction? The Royal Scientists are unable to replicate this technology.