I think the act reflects more of taking an actual dog’s face and rubbing it through your crack, as opposed to it just reflecting a nose-sniff greeting; the apology makes more sense to me lol

how do you know so much about swallows?

what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

so, a tropical ding-dong?

not to mention the Signal protocol is open source so they could literally build something in days and ensure the same encryption