Definitely not. Nor is he a small, pixie like creature

buffoon

Really confused by this. I said Nintendo can fuck off.

Whose boot am I licking?

I don’t actually think that $90 for a game is ridiculous nowadays, if the game has tons of content.

But a company of Nintendo’s size, with their sales volume, selling a game for $90 when it only has a few hours of content? Fuck off

They’re like the exact opposite of the spectrum from Minecraft

That’s not true. The materials used to make those could have gone to something much more productive.