13 years in a stable relationship, I can’t picture myself doing it, it’s just a huge waste of everybody’s time and money.
I also despise being invited to weddings. As a guest you spend hours with everyone else but those who are getting married, as they are busy saying yes each other, saying thank you to each of their 200 guests, and sit then the whole evening at another table.
Let me spend a nice evening individually with each of the friends and family that would have normally been invited, for the 10% of the budget and my full time and attention.
Imagine for a moment if your underage ears would hear fuck shit crap ass schlong, ruined forever!