Fonzie!

And that one needs a continuation of the story and lore, unlike GTA…

Half Life 3 not coming out was a joke before Duke Nukem Forever

Good to know kids have been scarred with fake feces since the 90’s!

I mean, Google announcing a Möbius-shaped keyboard would still be a good April 1st joke, “obviously fake news” from a news source wouldn’t be because it’s not obvious, anymore.

I’ve seen the Tiktoks a million times, yes.

Light hearted pranks are still great for April 1st!

Mainly memory safety; split (which is also used for other programs like sort) had a memory heap overflow issue last year to name one. The GNU Coreutils are well tested and very well written, the entire suite of programs has a CVE only once every few years from what I can see, but they do exist and most of those would be solved with a memory and type safe language.

That said, Rust also handles parallelism and concurrency much better than C ever could, though most of these programs don’t really benefit from that or not much since they already handled this quite well, especially for C programs.

Maybe do something about your opsec…