

Lots of people seem to have this one imaginary friend named Jesus
Lots of people seem to have this one imaginary friend named Jesus
I look forward to building my retirement in a handful of years in the recovery phase of this exercise in abject idiocy (assuming there is, in fact, anything to recover)
From the article you’re probably referring to:
DCInvestor’s observation came in response to crypto trader Jordan Fish, also known as Cobie, who also asked ChatGPT using the prompt: “What would be an easy way to calculate the tariffs that should be imposed on other countries so that the US is on even playing fields when it comes to trade deficit. Set a minimum of 10%.”
A straightforward (if naïve) method is to set the tariff rate for each trading partner equal to the percentage share of the trade deficit relative to that country’s total imports-always no less than 10%.
In formula form:
Tariff Rate (%) = max(10, (Trade Deficit ÷ Total Imports) x 100)
For example, if the US runs a $20 billion deficit on $100 billion worth of imports from a country, the calculated rate is (20/100)×100 = 20%. If the deficit were only 5%, you’d still impose a 10% floor. This method ignores the intricate dynamics of international trade-such as elasticities, retaliatory measures, and supply chain nuances-but it provides a blunt, proportional rule to “level the playing field.” One might implement it in Python like so:
def calculate_tariff(trade_deficit, total_imports):
# Calculate the deficit ratio as a percentage
ratio =(trade_deficit / total_imports) * 100
# Enforce a minimum tariff of 10%
return max(10, ratio)
# Example usage:
tariff = calculate_tariff(20e9, 100e9)
# $20B deficit on $100B imports yields a 20% tariff
print(f"The tariff rate should be {tariff}%")
We are defining trade policy with predictive text. What a time to be alive. Jesus tapdancing christ.
lol holy shit do it. DO IT. This will utterly FUCK the profit model of more things than I can quickly explain
no, “Sean” is not a country in ASEAN. That is incorrect.
Vive la Republique 🇫🇷
I predict an uptick of Rafale, EF2000, and JAS-39 sales in Europe, and that the models offered will be wired for nuclear delivery should the need arise.
I feel awful that our government is breaking bad over on this side of the pond… but at the same time, I think open violent revolt and civil war would be a believable scenario if orangeboi actually tries to Molotov-Ribbentrop all of fucking Europe with Putin. So I don’t think he’s gonna actually try that.
Thank you for given me a nostalgia jolt that I didn’t know I wanted, but am fully enjoying right now
Omg I remember Kidpix! It was great!
This… not so much.
Yeah, more or less
I’m just hoping a VC firm doesn’t come along and hostile takeover them at some point, because that would be the death knell.
Lmao wat.
I’d ask if you’re serious, but I’m also sure you are.
Honestly, I was expecting this administration to be mind-numbingly stupid, but somehow they keep finding ways to surpass my expectations on that front on a daily basis. I’d be impressed if it wasn’t so catastrophic.
If I was running infra for them, I’d just start blacklisting abusive IPs without warning
Lmfao buckle up for the second Great Depression, everyone! It’ll be fun! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
They just did a thing that made child labor legal in FL, as a direct reaction to all the immigrant workers they usually take advantage of either getting deported, or fucking off somewhere else because they don’t want to be subjected to the tender mercies of ICE
Man we are breaking bad so hard it’s giving me whiplash
This is honestly a fantastic development. Vive la République!
And they’re all mutually exclusive! So if you’re religious and believe in one of the various Christian offshoots (or really, any faith of Abrahamic origin), no matter which one you pick, you’re going to hell according to most of the others.
It’s whiskeyleaks, not signalgate. The problem was the users in question couldn’t put together a Duplo set without help with a toddler. Signal is great in terms of opsec if you’re not an idiot.
The illegality of self-destructing messages in this sort of discussion is an adjacent but separate matter, but it is still (supposed to be) very illegal.
But I guess it’s ok because the DUI hire is “doing his best”.
That’s a hilariously apt analogy. Drill baby drill! 🫠