𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍

I know a year seems like a lot right now but it’s really not. A year is nothing. Don’t take a gap year, he doesn’t want you to either.

I would be sad to see it slip into the darkness of an authoritarian regime.

Just like NYC

Waking up to Trump’s day-one anti trans EO calling me an “anti American Ideology” and waging war on trans people. My partner and I made the decision then and there to escape.

Close second is choking on a piece of baked potato while home alone as a kid

Not affecting me, came back from a trip to find my friend nearly comatose on my couch. She had been watching the apartment. Her blood sugar was over 1000.

The only pump and dump Musk knows is the stock market

Eugenics

It’s one word off from an Alice in Wonderland quote

I assume you’re referring to the shorter version, NatC

These Nazi fucks learned all the wrong lessons from WW2

Sonic Adventure 2 has a pretty decent adventure platformer built into it

D&D Cleric

I didn’t get searched, but I did get pulled over once and interrogated for about 20 minutes while the cops tried to dig up some reason to ticket me. This was during Obama years, I’m Hispanic and was driving a beat up car.

The cops implied that I had been drinking (false), I had been on a party boat (also false, I was on a transport ferry and couldn’t even go inside because of my dog), and that my dog was dangerous (she was asleep on the passenger seat), among more.

I’m ace in a demi relationship, but I’m NGL, it’s still hard. I’m suuuuper glad sex isn’t the focus of our relationship and we’ve been going strong for a while, but it does also add complexity

Regular fucking eyesight

I’m not even asking for 20/20, I’m asking for eyesight that can be fixed by LASIK

Wait for the service light to turn on then ignore it for months until you hear a grinding sound?

Heh that was my experience too. But I grew up with a single parent who spent all his time working, so most people’s childhoods weren’t spent climbing 5 floors of scaffolding for fun

Met my partner and was astounded by her loving family

Ah good ole ADHD. I have a love hate relationship with mine. We’re on speaking terms.

I like to describe it as being simultaneously bored and overstimulated (tbf that’s also how I describe ADHD sex)

Leaving the country and padding my reserves

I know it’s gonna hit everyone, but I’m trying to mitigate the impact

Personally, because I’ve never felt pride in this stupid country and don’t want to be associated with red states. It’s like how Torontoans might feel about Albertans, but replace any semblance of national unity with utmost disgust.

Also, NY is close enough to Canada that most Canadians know roughly where it is, especially in Ontario

The people trying to escape right now are also the vulnerable who voted against this shit. Many of us also have friends and/or family across the border. It’s the people who want to stay behind that you should fear.

Moving there soon. Never ever gonna call myself an American. This country is an embarrassment.

I’d rather call myself by my country of birth, or even the state I live in