Real Chad’s don’t let some dumb straps stop them from pumping blood like a REAL PATRIOT! B)

I never really put two and two together but yeah. They’re just not as offensively awful. That’s crazy!

I thought I was the only one omg. The closest thing I could find is the mutation that makes cilantro taste like soap, but that tastes fine to me.

Well, yes we are, but only because the concept of civilization is a completely arbitrary social construct based entirely upon the subjective sensibilities of who you ask at any moment.