Fucking LOVED them. They sold unbranded softstix in bags of like 50 and it made me so happy. Now I have to buy them in boxes of 12 at giant. Bitch that’s a snack for two days maybe.

I just know that saruman’s death was cut out on the theatrical release and was pissed. Like, that’s kind of important isn’t it??

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they’re either too big or too small for the present you’re wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

This better not apply to lotr

“Hamas bakeries. They were baking bombs.”

-At least 3 Israeli officials next week, probably.

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

They have a pretty good track record of success.

I mean, it wouldn’t do to advertise failed attempts. And honestly, even if this was a failed Ukrainian assassination attempt, the fact that they legit blew putin’s limo up is kind of huge.

Honestly I though putin already spent 90% of his time in a bitch bunker. Ukraine has already demonstrated the capability of striking Moscow and beyond, long ago, several times over.