Maybe this was not supposed to have been posted until April fool’s day. Silly Zorin was too early for the joke.

Switch 2: Now with more exploits!

Isn’t that generally the case, though? Sure, not rootable on day zero, but usually it is only later models that get some hardware patch, leaving the earliest models with the vulnerability.

Can the launch model be rooted?

But how does Stardew Valley run?