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Literally anything. Even the things I still have that use AA and AAA batteries (of which the newest things are my VR controllers which is so stupid…), I have rechargeable lithium ion AAs and AAAs for so I don’t have to constantly buy batteries.

As a kid, tho, I loved 9volts because they had the best connectors. I could take a little battery powered motor apart, glue it to some legos and use it to make machines that moved or did stuff. I almost killed myself once wondering what would happen if I took the cord from a busted fan, wired it to the 9volt battery motor and the plugged the cord into the wall outlet.

It blew up the motor and started a fire. 🤣

Depends which side of myself is currently speaking.

Death. 😔

It’s just missing everything from above the shoulders.

Wake up being yelled at by a lawyer for interrupting his masturbation session during “Ow! My Balls!”

I know I am normally recognizable, but currently if someone doesn’t have display names or avatars visible they probably won’t know who I am on this account since it’s my old username, from Reddit.

Having a pfp greatly increases my recognition of other users. So you’re already proving more recognizable than most users who have none.

The only person I purposely annoy is my sister, and by just being extremely facetious if there is any ambiguity in the words she chose when telling me something.

Her: “So I made mash potatoes today…”

Me: “You made mobile army surgical hospital potatoes? That sounds unpleasant.”

Surely they would have heard the euphemism for taking a shit?

“I gotta drop the Cleveland Browns off at the Super Bowl.”

What happens if it bites a human? Also, unrelated, how would I get access to be bitten by the spider?

Instead of “it hurt very much” you can say “it hurt a fuckton.”

Chrono Trigger

Left. Because my keys, cigarettes, and lighter are in the right and there’s no more room for the phone.

I think monogamy might just be the uncommon thing, personally.

“My fantasy is to be with Statler and Waldorf at the same time.”

I think if animals could suddenly communicate with humans, those in power would be driving them to extinction even further as the animals would be very against the destruction of their homes and may hurt the bottom line.

If we had always been able to communicate with them, they might have rights.At least in some places.

That’s just gonna happen naturally if you’re doing it right. Why not just actually boo them? 🤷🏻‍♂️

“Boo! Boo I say! That’s not how you suck dick, you amateur!”

If I help 100% of people that means that science will advance super fast and I can get those gnarly hands from Ghost in the Shell that split into even smaller fingers and allows me to type at 7,000WPM.

Lag. Or he was cheating. One of those two. Never anything else. I am objectively the best player of any game in the world and those who disagree will be fragged. Unless there’s lag. Or you cheat. 😤

But seriously: I love Soulsborne games for the PVP. Unless they really are cheating (usually just in the form of using complicated exploits like move swapping), it was their skill over mine or I just completely fucked up. Elden Ring, on the other hand, feels messed up. DS3 has lag, sure, but it’s something you quickly get accustomed to and it’s pretty consistent. ER’s (stock, anyway) multiplayer is straight up garbage. Can’t even co-op without rubber banding all over the place. I’ve gotta see if Seamless Co-op is generally all around better for connectivity because the vanilla game’s is horrible.

TLC could have had it all if they just accepted Don Hertzfeld’s stuff instead of having Rejected him. 😔