My dream:

In every city and town, local horticulture and landscaping shops would have hearty grass alternatives, a combination of plants selected from the local biome, that could withstand moderate foot traffic and don’t require replanting every year.

I’ve never actually seen any horticulture shops offer such a seed package, granted I haven’t really been looking since I don’t have a house.

You had a thing for that green gorilla fish thing and still got 97% vanilla???

I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.

Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journey

Ah, I see you’re a Canadian of culture, too