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My (sloth) dudes, if the chick you want to hook up with just sits there screaming, I would consider that a major red flag.

Nah man, it’s just that a bunch of us decided that these sea shells are more valuable.

Because of my job I see a lot of factories from the tech industry and most, if not all, are trying to reduce their impact. Some of them are doing it out of virtue, other because at the end of the day it’s cheaper for them to produce and some are doing it because it looks good on paper and attracts investors.

Now, the factories that I work with sell in countries where standards and regulations are tight, so take this with a grain of salt.

I know how crazy this sounds, but hear me out. El Salvador is only a staging location, those people will not be sent back to their home country, the real plan here is for Musk to use them to colonize Mars.

Why do I believe this? Because Musk said several times that in his lifetime he will put 1 million people on Mars, and well, he does own a space company and now has enough backing from the Orange Clown to do anything he wants.

At this point, why not block all US related imports and exports?

I wanted to change my last name to the one of my maternal grandfather’s, but at this point it would be a buerocratic shitshow to change all my papers, contacts, insurence, mortgage and what not.

Bring back the Blackberry.

Not strictly a company secret, but I had to sign an NDA for it, because… reasons.

I used to work for a massive conglomerate, these guys are making from components for satellites and tank to rubber gloves for hospitals, and everything in between. My job was to help the company implement regulations, work with auditors and generally follow product specific rules.

So I was on these 2 New Product Development teams and because the products needed some very specific testing equipment, we started working with local authorities and some contractors to build the testing station in the future factory. We drafted plans, prepare documents, we had an auditor come and see the place, the contractor came and checked what he needed to do, everything was going according to plan.

While all of this was happening, I was on a separate project where we were working on closing down the above mentioned factory.