$80 I can wait.

Those are preconcessions, a little known tactic. It’s followed by the negotiation crumble and post negotiation victory lap.

Watching fights in mma, someone who is knocked out usually doesn’t look dead.

Swasticab : transport for fucking Nazis

Pandas, yo.

Yes indeed. Unfortunately, it wears off and you’re still in a shit show.

Yep, I just want to sleep without worrying about shit.

Damn, I would be pissed if my car started showing ads. I hope this enshitification doesn’t spread.

Those promotion and raise promises are often not kept, so get them laid out in writing. If getting certified is part of your job then you should get paid for it in time and money.