This is totally bullshit, the Starbucks CEO hardly minds his 2-3ish hr commute from CA to Seattle by private jet.

If the poors weren’t so stupid and lazy they’d buy jets for a more comfortable commute too. /s

It’ll be another fucking Batman reboot. That’s actually going to be the cause… Our tenuous grip on sanity will snap, rage will pour into the streets.

Think 28 days later, but the cause is one more fucking Batman reboot.

Fuck that, I’d ask if you have more.

Make phone calls.

We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.

1. Trash can.
2. Gin and tomato juice.