Not just the Turkmen, but the Turkwomen and Turkchildren too!

A friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.

Cocaine definitely. Downside of the stripper salt is its a fairly short lived high and the comedown always results in a headache for me so gotta keep doing it to go the night.

Seriously not enough rye ipas around

Redwood Empire makes some good shit