InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works

For when your food grows up in so much squalor that you need to dip them in chlorine to fake the bacterial culture tests.

You’re hired

If I was Prime Minister, I’d impose a retaliatory tariff of 9000% just because it’s all just this stupid.
Call it the Goku tariffs, but drag it out over an hour or two with a lot of screaming.

You do mean like this very comment, right now?

IDK… Careful what you wish for?
The irony of saying this, while also benefiting from humans’ leeway is kinda rich, just saying.

Trash trash bags, hmm.

And then all of them are “Nicole”.