seems like magic

Hey dawg, it’s bad practice to use magic vars or nums

Pie weights should be easy to buy in stores and probably aren’t made of lead lol

Every RuneScape player knows there’s zero chance agility gets a buff

Hah, this reminds me of when I had to write repair manuals in college. I’d get so fixated on a particular tool, like a toothpick. I’d start by saying, “I’m definitely going to need this toothpick.”

by the end I probably didn’t even need it, but I included it anyway.

I was following along quite nicely until step 9, where you bank-shot the needle off Mars and simultaneously looped it under the button.

I’m a Loot Goblin that spacebars through the story too, but Borderlands hasn’t been able to scratch that itch in a long time.

The last one I played was Tina’s Wonderland and everything about it was a slog. I didn’t care about any of the loot or any of the fights and I definitely didn’t care about the story.

Right? I didn’t realize how disinterested I was in Borderlands until I read that.