None of Trump’s policies have any basis in reality

Can’t or won’t?

The price of liquor!

But what if he runs for office? Then he can’t be convicted, right?

I’m so depressed about what’s happening in America, I didn’t even attempt any April Fool’s jokes

I joke about Thanos being right cause i think we should be reducing the population but I don’t actually think killing half the world is a solution

There’s a famous video (I think there are actually multiple ones with a similar concept) where you’re asked to count the number of basketball passes and while you’re counting, you don’t notice a moonwalking bear