So they say

We live in a simulation, and they’re fucking with us.

Edit: oh right, I keep forgetting news agencies are jokes.

Or because the facade of “justice” is crumbling to reveal the truth of heirarchy behind it.

Ironic

injects you with a mystery chemical

“Haha, you thought that was a vaccine? Nope! April Fools!”

You don’t know the Deep Lore on Shar. Trust, Shadowheart’s a freak.

The druids of the world are creating a new god, and it’s not going to be happy about the beginning stages of the industrial revolution.

https://theintercept.com/2025/01/28/proton-mail-andy-yen-trump-republicans/

3 characters missing?

Nah. Riven’s in it for sure. Literally zero chance otherwise. They say Katarina was cut but they for sure want that skin money so she’s either launch or first DLC.

Since Arcane is a thing and Jinx is confirmed you can bet Vi’s there too.

Plus it’s run by Swiss Nazis.

I don’t think you understand what a volunteer service is