I’ve joked about how if I was choking in a crowded restaurant that I would just die because I’d be too embarrassed to draw attention to myself.

Yeah, might as well have had them on watch while submerged, at that rate.

Maybe he does. Where do you think all these liters off spilled pee are coming from?

Yep, that’s about as insane as I was expecting, lol.

Where is this bathroom so I can avoid it?

What was his reasoning?