“They use computers to do what??? Shit, guess I’ll become a woodworker then.”

So he had what German singer Heino only pretends to have. In reality, Heino has a condition that makes his eyes look unattractive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heino

And asking them to speak English is like an indecent proposal, I guess they’d react more favourably if you asked for a public blowjob

France, if you don’t happen to speak French

For those who do need education