“Oh no, why would he do that? Oh golly we can’t handle all the new trade deals coming our way, it’s so burdensome stop Oh geeze oh golly.” - Xi Jinping on his way to the bank
Xi when he goes to bed at night:
Hehehe I’m winning, and all I have to do, is not to be a total idiot. Playing against Trump is like playing in super easy mode.
“Oh no, why would he do that? Oh golly we can’t handle all the new trade deals coming our way, it’s so burdensome stop Oh geeze oh golly.” - Xi Jinping on his way to the bank
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Xi when he goes to bed at night:
Hehehe I’m winning, and all I have to do, is not to be a total idiot. Playing against Trump is like playing in super easy mode.