I found this recipe for Chickpea Masala a few days ago, and it’s fucking delicious. Also, its time and effort is pretty low. I might be able to make it stoned. Not quite as fast and easy as microwaved, but pretty damn close. Faster than driving to fucking Applebee’s and getting a table.

https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a5543/masala-spiced-chickpeas-recipe/