For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
If someone offers you something you don’t want, simply say no thank you. Don’t say “no I don’t like that” as if you are 4.