I recently saw someone creating a bingo chart for 2025 so I decided to create one for 2026 (image of this post). What are your predictions for 2026?
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Democrats do not pass electoral reform in the states they control and then scream bloody murder about the spoiler effect that comes along with the voting system they refuse to replace.
Electoral Reform Videos
First Past The Post voting (What most states use now)
Videos on alternative electoral systems
More online censorship laws being passed.
The USA starts a war with Venezuela, killing innocent people! I said couple ago and it’s already happening.
yea that was too easy. I predicted China making a move on Taiwan as a response to that because USA has no argument anymore.
I predict it will be worse or better than 2025. Or maybe the same.
Do I have to make 24?
Prediction 20, the solar eclipse in august in spain will be cloudy so you won’t be able to see it
Prediction 24 we do this again next year and make it a drinking game or something
Prediction 23 That dentin/enamel repair gel finally makes its way to my dentist and i can fix my teeth proper finally.
Prediction 22 New plague
Prediction 21, someone will try to explain to krasnov that the reason it’s rainier these last few years is the 2022 Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai eruption, and he’ll get it in his head that means he should set off some nukes underwater in the pacific. (i admit i might be giving him too much credit with this one)
Prediction 19, Greenland maintains current alliances.
Prediction 18 US Supreme Court rules for Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court
Prediction 17, US Supreme Court rules against Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court.
Prediction 16, Usha Vance gets deported.
Prediction 15, The republic is saved, by, oh let’s say Bat Boy.
Prediction 14, Krasnov eats King Charles on live TV
Prediction 13, Todd Howard, you did it again
Prediction 12, Putain almost dies, but doesn’t and cockblocks death again. Disappointing all.
I was going to predict statesians going to war (not just threatening) but i decided to check and that just happened like half an hour ago can i put it on my free square
Prediction 11, Statesians become comfortable eating Guinea pig
Prediction ten, Krasnov groupies won’t just wear ear rags and diapers. They’re about to go full Foley cath.
Prediction nine, bacon shortages due to tariff bullshit
Prediction eight, Krasnov learns a new word!
Prediction seven, Dave won’t be there, man
Prediction six, it will turn out to be neither benign nor malignant. The biopsy will discover a gummy bear
Prediction five, that chewing gum you like will come back
Prediction four: spider rain will cease being our local, one week a year phenomenon and turn into Global August Hell
Prediction three, this is the year disco comes back
Prediction two: they’ll make a star war, and there will be the usual fan bullshit is it good or not debate up until there is some absolutely unbearable Disney political bullshit they throw in to kowtow to the current powers that be. Then everyone will hate it.
Prediction one: in February on groundhog day, punxsutawney phil, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, will see six more weeks of [removed]
shit my pants at least twice
Trump does something stupid.
Nah. Too easy.
Trump is no longer in office. Death, mental incapacity, whatever. There. That’s my guess.
Regarding the WHO measles elimination status, didn’t that already happen or was that just Canada/Alberta?
The Australian government will do nothing of note, because the scapegoating of the prime minister by the press wasted all of the government’s political capital that they were saving up for some big swings.
Combustion engine cars become basically irrelevant outside of the US, Canada, and EU. Because if a country doesn’t have a domestic car industry then cheap Chinese ev’s are just better. In Australia you can see quite a lot of them.
For a big swing, I’m going with Trump dying. He’s pretty old, does not live a very healthy lifestyle, and he’s got some pretty rabid followers. I’ll hedge my bets and say Trump or Musk.
A Public US Person Gets Shot belongs in the FREE SPACE box, because it’s a given.
I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.
Alien pussy found
“Yeah, but is it underage, though?” - Rich people, for some reason…
Here is mine, I yoinked some of your predictions, and/or changed them a bitBBC is reporting that the USA has launched strikes against Venezuela…
So you’ve got one ticked off already and it’s only the 3rd Janiary.
You wrote AI bubble bursts twice
It is only on the card once though?
They’re saying it’s something very positive.
Yep :)
I’m just a bit too salty about RAM prices
So real.
I dont care. Whatever it is, I wont be focusing on it. Being pulled into that drama is pointless.
I had to look up ‘enhanced games’
Back in the day, someone suggested that people should read a lot of science fiction books so they’d be ready for the changes the future would bring.
I should have read no science fiction, because I am constantly being disappointed by what people decide to do with tech.
I had to look it up too.
I was thinking “who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to run an Olympics-style sporting event that encourages PED use?” until I got to this part in the article:
“…with backing by Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr…”
Oh, okay, that makes sense. It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.
It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.
They probably took Squid Game as a fun suggestion.
remember death race, starring sly stallone? that sounds fun
Some Onion-style editorial suggested referring to murdered school children as ‘patriot angels’ because they died defending the 2A. Charlie Kirk said pretty much the same thing with no irony.
climate change worsens
Climate change worsening is a given.
I’m going to predict that the forecasted warming goes down thanks to Chinese production (like every year).
“Germany’s far right receives more votes” is already the free space.
I hate the far right!
To be fair they also put “Public American figure gets shot” which is pretty much a guarentee
Statistically inevitable, really, especially compounded by the widening definition of what a public figure is due to social media.
