Doesn’t have to be alcoholic, just whatever really slakes your thirst
Water, closely followed by coffee. I adhere to a two cup limit, but by god do I enjoy those two cups.
Same, but after 1-2 cups I switch to decaf for the rest of the day. Two best drinks.
a mix between egirl bath water and egirl piss. bonus points for a splash of egirl spit.
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Water top tier
Nah, fish piss in it
Fish fuck* in it.
Dragonfruit Mio in carbonated water
Also their grape flavor is good too
Coffee
Brawndo. It mutilates my thirst and, as a bonus, it’s got what plants crave.
Your outnumbered by the toilet water people.
Im a Mountain dew man myself.
Following the great Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Water for sure #1
Cafe con leche favorite caffeine drink. Diet coke distant second, but I like it.
Cocktails, tie between margarita and paper plane I think.
Wine? A dry Sauvignon Blanc.
#1 Water
#2 Milkshakes
Whisky. Ideally a single malt. Double ideally an Islay single malt. Triple ideally a Port Ellen single malt.
Sadly, the Port Ellen distillery was closed in 1983 which means bottles go for a minimum of £1000 (probably more, it’s been a while since I last checked). The distillery was apparently reopened last year, but it’ll be years before we discover if the new expressions are as perfect as they used to be.
Alcoholic beverage, rakija. Non-alcoholic beverage, water.
Water, chocolate milk, roof beer, whiskey-ginger.
Is that beer that stood on the roof the whole day, so it’s nice and warm?
Sun-bleached and exposed to the elements, that’s how I like my drinks.
Water.
Tea.
Water usually, but coffee is #2 and sometimes I’ll drink tea, wine, V8, or beer. Mimosas and bloody Marys can really hit spot sometimes and smoothies get an honorable mention as well.
Non alcoholic go toes
- Coffee
- Water
Alcoholic go toes
- Maker Mark and Diet Coke
- Gin and Tonic
- vodka and tonic
By order of preference:
- water
- lemonade, iced, sweetned, with a mint leaf
- iced tea, home made
- ginger ale, again, home made
(stay with me, people, I’m just that annoying)
- ginger beer, non-alcoholic, again, home made
- a store brand energy drink and that drink alone; other drinks taste like disappointment and industrial solvents
- sparkling water, chilled, but only if Pedras Salgadas; it’s slightly bitter and acidic
- gin & tonic, in a chilled glass, for a late afternoon drink
- moscaranja, a mixed drink with Moscatel wine and fresh orange juice, high ball glass, with ice
- Pisang Ambon and orange juice, with ice, same presentation as above
- sangria, and this implies red wine, not champagne, sparkling wine, rosé, etc. Just a nice strong red wine, poured over fresh fruit, a bit of orange juice, sugar and a bit of sparkling water. With ice.
- chilled white wine. No ice. Watered wine tastes like dish water and sadness.
- coke, over ice, with a slice of lemon
- beer, if nothing else available and I’m walking home










