He killed him by being near him

the vatican couch was plush

The pope didn’t thank him

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

Obviously Vance wanted to fuck the Papal seat. The pope tried to explain that he couldn’t just let Vance fuck the chair of St Peter. Vance did not like this answer.

He probably didn’t even do it on purpose. But I’m sure he did it.

Obviously he was hoping to take his powers.

I love how this is thread is basically lemmyshitpost lmao

One thing I’ve learned is never try to beat a couch fucker at his own game

JD Vance was the thing that made the Pope finally give up on humanity.

The Pope had this really hot couch and JD fell in love with it at first sight. JD asked the couches father (the Pope) for the couches hand in marriage. The Pope, thinking this was a strange joke, laughed at JD’s request. This filled JD with rage so he slit the popes thoat and began fucking the hot sofa.

As he bled out the pope was forced to watch the repeated violent defloration of his favorite piece of furniture.

He killed the pope then a couple days later started up a Muslim terror attack on Hindus so all the worlds major religions are at war

Vance is pure evil. Pure evil needs to feed to sustain. In the face of pure evil the pope lost all hope and then Vance fed upon his soul.

• Just
• Die
• Vatican
• Asshole
• Now
• Cum
• Expeditiously

Homie has a problem with decency and people following the word of Jesus, despite publicly saying he is a Christian.