spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYouse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI’m not allowed another wife.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThere are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWashing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
I’m over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
I’m not allowed another wife.
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others