tetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-29 days agoYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square82linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down14
arrow-up1103arrow-down1imageYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mltetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-29 days agomessage-square82linkfedilink
minus-squareTracaine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 days agoIntegrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
Integrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
Pump action umbrella
You got me back with the tent