I have a few.
Camera shuttering sounds. I don’t need to hear your camera, dude. Yeah I know most porn is produced and exploited but, don’t need to hit it home doing this. Here is what I don’t get, why not use inexpensive drone cameras to take footage or take shots? Who the fuck needs stupid people doing it?
Cameramen muffled or hearing. I don’t need to hear you either. I don’t give a fuck if you’re enjoying it, just shut the hell up.
Sped-up previews or even sped-up videos because reasons? It just takes me out of the immersion, if there were any to be had.
Exaggerated sounds and moans. “UNNHHH!” “AHHH!!” “HNNN!” “OOOOOO!” slrshrlshlp splsplslspl moist sounds Just fucking mute it. Don’t watch porn for audio.
Seeing that guy in a scene. You know, that awkward fucking guy who is part of the scene who just idly stands there just jerking off all like “nhhn yeah hrrr yeah oh so into this” I want a series of porn videos, where it is just beating that guy down.
Maybe. It’s convenient for writing purposes because it explains away how the couple already knows each other, already feels safe, already is in the same home, but hasn’t had sex yet.
The larger issue in society might be that people aren’t meeting each other anymore and aren’t getting into situations where they meet organically. To be fair, even when it works, it’s still a little slower to pick up a stranger from a bar than to wake up horny for your sister.
A philosopher said that people really just want to feel safe and desired. Family is close to both. I imagine.