While stoned af, we were doing kinda foreplay, and when we were hot and all we couldn’t find the condom. We started looking for it between the sheets and had to turn on the lights. When we found it again we started with foreplay to get back in mood, only to once again lose the condom. This happened like three times total and by the end we were laughing at our incompetence so hard we just cuddled together and fell asleep. We found the condom the following day
Cat decided to sneak in and lick my foot. Wasn’t expecting that so it made me tense up and I slammed my head into a wall hard enough that we had to stop
I read about a guy who, whilst shagging, felt his balls get tickled, so he told his partner to keep doing whatever she was doing…she said her hands were tied up….looked down and it was the dog.
Being conceived
