• laranis@lemmy.zip
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    14 hours ago

    Only if I’m standing across the room and my brain calculates that the time it takes to close the distance is within the time remaining on the countdown and I get to do a badass flip, twirl, and slide to stop it just in the nick of time so I get to pretend I have super hero level reflexes.

    I cannot do badass flips but the point still stands. I can twirl and slide though, as long as I’m wearing socks.