• CameronDev@programming.dev
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    20 days ago

    I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.

    And next to his original, fully erect penis, was another one. Identical. Bio-engineered, apparently. He struck a pose.

    Poetry.

    • zer0@programming.dev
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      20 days ago

      For me it was

      — I’d seen weirder things in Perl scripts —

      Just perfect. No notes.

  • GustavoM@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    How to become a hacker

    Average Linux user: Hack the white house

    Your mom: Install pi-hole

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    Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don’t actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.

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    20 days ago

    I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!

  • LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 days ago

    Pretty fun (and funny) sci-fi story, the open source katana bit gave me unix surrealism vibes but then again what doesn’t these days.